Astrology 101

Uh oh.  After a glorious weekend together, Ette 1 and Pants decided to ruin it by hypothesizing about their signs and whether they make a good astrological love match.  Here's what we found.  As you read, replace the words Leo, Lion or Fire with the name Pants and the words Pisces, Fish or Water with the name Ette 1.  It's not a good story.

A vivid imagination and childlike sense of play bring these two together. Pisces will be drawn to the self-assurance of the Lion, perhaps hoping that confidence will rub off on them. Leo knows its found a compassionate heart in Pisces, one that has the capacity to love deeply and be loyal. Pisces can be a wide-eyed admirer of Leo's charisma. The Lion feels lucky to have found such a good listener. Dates can take a spontaneous turn, both able to take off their adult masks, and let go. They're apt to see the humor in life, and try to keep each other entertained.

The trouble with this mix of elements, is that fire can leave water parched and missing emotional nurturance, and water can drown out fire's enthusiasm. Leo's constant need for approval can be draining to Pisces. The sensitive Pisces mirrors and absorbs moods, and they may lose their sense of self around the more demanding Lion. A dreamy, confused Pisces is maddening to the Leo looking for more direct, passionate contact. When Pisces is embedded in a sea of negativity, they're the ultimate wet blanket for the Lion's dreams.

Both pride themselves on being the generous type. Together they can throw fun, magical parties that are way over-the-top. Leo's radiant nature has an impact on those around them, while Pisces' gift is felt on a more subtle level. Leo can use its personal power to nurture the self-hood and expression of Pisces. Through osmosis, Pisces takes Leo further into the mysterious, and that only heightens their creativity. This is a challenging pairing that thrives when both realize they're artists at heart, but working in different mediums.

Well we're no fools, we're not going against the stars on this one.  Engagement is off