Pants keeps asking me what I want for hanukah and I tried to tell him but he's not into this gift. It's the slanket. A blanket with sleeves. BA RILL IANT!
Think about it, you are all cuddled up on the couch, cozy and warm in your blanky when one of those freaking annoying 1-800-MATTRES (leave off the last s for savings) commercials comes on, you need to change the channel immediately before that stupid songs becomes trapped in your brain forever but the remote is on the coffee table. To reach it, you'd have to uncover your arms and risk shocking your whole system with yucky cold air. Instantly your cozy vibe is ruined. Not convinced? What about eating, helloooooooo crutial couch potato activity. Can't eat and be warm at the same time, you need a blanket with sleeves. if this slanket company was public, I'd buy stock.
Pants there you go: Blanket / Sleeve combo, perfect gift.
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The Slanket is, unfortunately, sold out "until after the holidays," according to its Web site. Already trying to get a public affairs contact for a monk retreat -- there's plenty of slankets there.
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