I'm lazy

Here was my day:

Awake at 10:30

Lay on couch till 11:30

Wake Pants up, tell him I'm bored

He gets up, we lay on couch together

Watch TV

1:30, he showers, I start to make breakfast

A frittata (spinach, cheese, turkey sausage) it was the highlight of my day

Pants doesn't like frittatas apparently (He actually says "I like the classics")

2:15 I clean up, Pants leaves for work

2:20 I'm back on the couch

2:21 on: TV

3:45 go pee

3:46-3:52 look really close in mirror, decide hairline should be about 1/4 inch lower

4:00 try to make cauliflower soup

4:15 realize I don't have blender or food processor, try to mash cauliflower, not the same

4:20 clean up cauliflower disaster

4:30 lay on couch 

4:31 watch pre-recorded "Say Yes to the Dress" 

4:33 decide brides are lame

4:35 talk to sunday buddy, we discuss getting together, but it's raining, no one wants to get up, we decide to talk later after watching Britney documentary 

4:50-6:45 take unplanned nap on couch

6:50 drink water, pee

7:10-8:00 Brief moment of creativity strikes, enjoy arts and crafts 

8:12 Heat up old spaghetti

8:15 Eat pasta on couch in front of TV

8:45-9:15 Rest eyes while laying on couch

10:00-11:10 BRITNEY

11:15 shower

11:30 Pants comes home

12:00-Now Sports center, tired, going to bed