Kvetchette's Holiday Gift List

Everyone loves gift ideas. So here are some of the Ette's suggestions, at various recession-friendly price points:

Mind you, we don't want any of the below - they are merely suggestions for those "other" people in your life. We, on the other hand, accept spa gift certificates, handbags by designers that start with the names Marc, Miu, Christian and Yves, and I'm personally running low on my Bond #9 Chinatown perfume - hint hint.

For the Pranksterette

Know an angry black man? Someone too scared to own a real gun? Or maybe suffer daily with an office prankster? This might be the gift for them. Let the cats soar and see if they land on their feet. Also available with babies, bosses or cupids - pick your pleasure! $10 well spent. Click here.

For the Never-Flosser

Know someone who needs a flossing reminder? Got a baconophite for a boyfriend? Show him how much you care - and kill two birds with one string, while you're at it - with bacon floss. Yes, I'm serious. Serious as a pig. $9. Get your fix here.

For the Person Who Should Kick the Ironic Slogan Trend Bucket

Wish someone were dead? Know they're gonna go soon? Take care of their funeral arrangements for them - starting with a coffin, courtesy of PETA. So what if they'll go down into the ground covered in PETA slogans - it's only $75, and you can't even get buried in Styrofoam for that.

For the New Parent

The title of this book says it all. I'm fairly certain this was read by one of my parents when I was a child. And look how I turned out?! Change a kid's life, for a mere $9.95 - order yours here.

For the Chef-Boyardee

This is just gross. There aren't even really words to describe it. But apparently it really works, and separates the yolk from the egg quite well. Give the budding chef in your life a kitchen tool like Peter Petrie Egg Separator and they will think of you every time they cook breakfast. Whether it's a good thought, we can't say. But it will be a thought no less. All for $12.95.