Tuesday, June 23, 2009

In sad relationship news...


It happened, Jon & Kate are divorcing. I'm totally devastated. Obviously it's completely Jon's fault. He's young and wants to party instead of working things out like a man is supposed to do.
I hope Kate meets some big, rich, hot guy who appreciates a strong woman and she marries him and they live happily with all their million kids, and Jon just continues to go bald all over his head except the hairline on his forehead since those are plugs with those freaking ridiculous diamond earrings in both ears, looking like a total loser. Oh and I hope that stupid teacher bitch he is cheating with falls down a well or something.

Who will be my role model couple now? Tori and Dean? Oy

Oh well, fly with angels.

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