What I learned from the movie The Hangover

In no particular order:

1. What happens in Vegas is very, very bad and so you should never let anyone you even slightly care about go.
2. If by chance your husband/boyfriend/wife/girlfriend goes to Vegas without you, before you let them in your bed again, you should call The Little Vegas Wedding Chapel and make sure they didn't have your husband/boyfriend/wife/girlfriend's name on Friday night's ceremony list.
3. Tigers in bathrooms are never a good idea.
   
4. Heather Graham is still hot. Where has she been? Has she even done anything since Boogie Nights? Good to see you back, Roller Girl.
   
5. Mike Tyson is really really funny. At least when he sings Phil Collins out loud he is. The other 1:35 seconds of his cameo were pretty awful, just like you would expect from the beast.
   
6. Roofies are not a good idea. Ever. Never ever.
7. Little Asian men with really outlandish, exaggerated gay accents are funny -- it doesn't matter what they are saying. It works.
8. It's really funny to pull up to your friend's house and honk the horn and yell obscenities really loudly until they come outside. Ette1, you're lucky you live on the 17th floor and can't hear me, or that's how I'd be picking your ass up.

Go see it.