Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Oh yeah you were hiking


What is wrong with freaking men. A Governor goes missing - to shack up with some south of the border ho? It's crazy. It's one thing for Jon to want some space from his thousand kids and cranky wife, but a freaking Governor steps out on the whole state?! What did this woman have in her pants that was worth all of this.

The moral of this story is:
a. don't go hiking
b. don't marry anyone who is even remotely interested in politics
c. basically don't marry a man - they are all big cheaters (except for pants if he knows what's good for him)
d. never trust an argentinian
e. never trust a republican

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm an Argentinian Republican now living in Idaho who loves to hike frequently and I find your post most offensive. I've never had an extramarital affair, and if I did, it'd certainly be with that Hillary Clinton. Girl has cankles that would make a hippo blush.


Gustavo "Ike" Sanford