Monday, July 20, 2009

Those straps sure are working hard



I know she's the queen and all (don't tell latifa), but someone needs to have a serious sit down conversation with this woman. First of all those straps look like they are going to rip right through her shoulders. That cannot be comfortable. Unless they are made of iron, there's no way they are up to task of holding up those jugs. Which makes me wonder, maybe all those studs on the front of the dress are an elaborate pulley system that keeps everything in place and covered up. The mic is also strategically placed to obscure the massive cleavage line. Also, that gauzey see-through wrap aint providing the type of coverage she needs. At this age, let alone weight class, she need to really start thinking long and hard about some sleeves. And what's the lameo wrist watch. Can't an assistant or event organizer update her on the time? It's like wearing your watch with your wedding dress. Hello that's what a MOH is for.

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