Celebrity marriages don't work part duh

Madonna and Guy officially split. Sad right, I was pulling for that one. But let's be real, she's Madonna. She's a gigantic raging crazy bitch stock full of semi-talent. You can't hold her down. I mean you probably can't hold her down because of her giant yoga muscles but still.

Just goes to show, celeb marriages are impossible. Real people marriages like by say a normal pr exec and web editor are totally possible and encouraged!