She spent $150k on wardrobe and she looks like this?

She could have bought that blazer at Talbots. And those glasses are fer sher from Costco optical, b/c that's where the Joe Six Pack's shop. That's lame-o. If I had $150k to spend to "improve my image," this is what I'd look like - H-ette, take note:

Broken down, that's:

$3000 for the dress

$1800 for the clutch

$18,000 for the diamond earrings

$900 for the shoes you can't even see

$26,300 in lipo, boob, butt and even VJ lift

leaving $100,000 to pay off a publicist to make sure my makeover stats never makes it into the hands of the media. Idiot.