A Great Miracle Happened Here

It happened

It finally arrived

I can’t believe it

4 full years and 80 days later (minus about 6 months apart)

The clouds parted

And g-d shone down upon me (is shone a word?)

And the angels sang

And someone must have slipped Pants a roofie

Because

He Proposed

I’m ENGAGED

I’m freaking engaged.

The love of my life got down on a knee and asked me to marry him

And he showed me a ring

A bad-ass, big, awesome diamond ring (that makes my fat, stubby fingers look little)

I am so happy

And now, watch out.

If you think you've ever known a "difficult" bride - well you ain't seen nothing yet.

Pants has unleashed my unholy brand of "getting my way" and now it's not just him and me - it's for all of you to deal with as I plan my big day.

Yay!