ETTE ONE:

(ahem...clearing my throat...)

"Happy Birthday to JEW,
Happy Birthday TO JEW,
Happy BIRTHHHHHDAY OLD BIDDIE,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"

followed up by a more serious, poetic reading of the following...

"A little birdy
Told me your 30
Good thing your mind is still dirty
Cuz soon you'll be wearing a girdie (that is rhyme speak for girdle)"

LOVE YOU ETTE1!!!! Welcome to the OLD WIVES CLUB!!