Red Carpet Do's and Dont's

Since I know you are all all anxiously awaiting my impressions of the looks last night... here you go.

Don't

• Wear a knit cap to the Oscars Phillip - it's not cold in LA and frankly it's not cool
  
• Wear the same braid I've been rocking for the past year while I let my bangs grow out Jennifer. You are like 50 years old, braids are too young for you. You have an opportunity to show up Angie, don't come in looking like you just spent the day at the beach.
• Wear one embroidered sleeve Girl from Slumdog, it's ugly.
  
• Let them wrap unnecessary fabric over your boob or waist Jessica and Amanda. Your boobs and waists are your best features, don't schlep them up.
• Just don't Miley, please
  
  
  

Do

• Wear a badass origami dress Marissa. Anything that looks like it took 12 slaves a good three months to create is just right for the Oscars.
• Tape your boobs up so high that it looks like you had them done SJP. Good boobage overall.
• Finally wear something other than black Tina, you looked hot.
• Look like Natalie Portman - if you can. That's a big do.