www.fmylife.com
A board where people can vent their latest life WTF's for the world to read about and judge (in the form of "I agree, your life is f%@cked," or "You deserved that one" status)? It's sheer brillz, and it certainly makes me realize my life ain't so bad. A few examples:
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML#21600 (54) - 02/10/2009 at 6:06pm by misc - sex - I agree, your life is f***ed (17784) - you deserved that one (718)
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML #19556 (30) - 02/10/2009 at 12:36am by maxthndr - work - I agree, your life is f***ed (15478) - you deserved that one (425)Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML#20313kids - I agree, your life is f***ed (13851) - you deserved that one (387)
Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML#21834 (47) - 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm by peacock_mina19 - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (12585) - you deserved that one (3148
Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML#9438 (17) - 02/05/2009 at 8:23am by #201 - misc - I agree, your life is f***ed (10524) - you deserved that one (2773)
Life is good. Life is good indeed....
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