Obizzle talk some sense into them

Thanks to the GOP for identifying the list of “wasteful” ways to spend the stimulus package:

• $400 million for the Centers for Disease Control to screen and prevent STD's.

Preventing disease, no benefit there, if you get syphilis that’s your bad dude

• $500 million for flood reduction projects on the Mississippi River.

Um, a hurricane wouldn't hit the same area twice right

• $500 million for state and local fire stations.

Fires shmires, it's cold outside anyway

• $1.2 billion for "youth activities," including youth summer job programs.

Summer jobs - total waste, better the kiddies spend afternoons seeing who can hold their breathe long enough to pass out

• $100 million for reducing the hazard of lead-based paint.

We use lead in our pencils don't we, never got sick from doing a crossword puzzle, though it does make my brain hurt

• $75 million for "smoking cessation activities."

Instead just die