I have just discovered my new favorite website. (Sorry 1, it is even better than our ridiculously funny, super-smart, ultra-relevant blog) It surpasses all other sites - shopping, blogging, news, gossip. It is simply the best thing ever and I can't believe I have just happened upon it. It couldn't have come at a better time.
It needs no lead in. It is quite simply, and perfectly I might add:
Stuff White People Like
Should you readerettes be too lazy to actually click on the above and take my word for it, I will provide you with a brief romance synopsis of the kind of gems you will find on this brilliant site:
#90 Dinner Parties - white people spend days choosing playlists for their parties...how to really take you from course to course. They ensure that toilet paper rolls are stocked in the loo. They make sure there are no "signs" laying out of their bottom feeder habits, like trashy tabloid magazines...oh no. Instead it's only artsy fartsy magazines and architecture books.
#85 The Wire - (this is for you, H-ette) - white people think this show is the best show on television because they find it 'authentic.' What the average white person would know about authenticity of a Baltimore ghetto and serious drug dealers is not important. It's the fact that it's available as a box set on DVD and therefore they can tout is as the best thing ever and conveniently available to order from Netflix.
#63 Expensive Sandwiches - Sliced meat between bread that generally start at 8.99. 'Nuff said.
Now stop wasting your time here. Go check out the site already.
It needs no lead in. It is quite simply, and perfectly I might add:
Stuff White People Like
Should you readerettes be too lazy to actually click on the above and take my word for it, I will provide you with a brief romance synopsis of the kind of gems you will find on this brilliant site:
#90 Dinner Parties - white people spend days choosing playlists for their parties...how to really take you from course to course. They ensure that toilet paper rolls are stocked in the loo. They make sure there are no "signs" laying out of their bottom feeder habits, like trashy tabloid magazines...oh no. Instead it's only artsy fartsy magazines and architecture books.
#85 The Wire - (this is for you, H-ette) - white people think this show is the best show on television because they find it 'authentic.' What the average white person would know about authenticity of a Baltimore ghetto and serious drug dealers is not important. It's the fact that it's available as a box set on DVD and therefore they can tout is as the best thing ever and conveniently available to order from Netflix.
#63 Expensive Sandwiches - Sliced meat between bread that generally start at 8.99. 'Nuff said.
Now stop wasting your time here. Go check out the site already.
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