You know we are in a recession when women don’t even enjoying seeing man pubes anymore.

Playgirl has folded – probably due to poor advertising sales and weak subscriptions. Here are my feelings about Playgirl.

There is no way that women even subscribed to that magazine. Girls don’t get off by seeing half naked men. If he were holding a wad of cash and a box of Louboutins, and just happened to be undressed, then great, but otherwise, not so much. Girls aren’t interested in seeing hot naked guys. We look at their tight muscles and 2 percent body fat and we basically are just jealous. It sends us into a whole tailspin of bitterness about the fact that it’s so effortless for guys to get toned while we suffer on the elliptical for hours on end with no measurable benefit to ass fat. Plus, there’s nothing really sexy about it, you know we aren’t sneaking off to the bathroom with our copy of Playgirl for some alone time. For that we’ll pop in a Pretty Woman video or something. Instead of folding, Playgirl should just rebrand itself. Isn’t Instinct magazine basically Playgirl but actually branded for gay men? They should change Playgirl to PlayGay and focus on the core customer. Us girls will stick to girl magazines like Star and US Weekly that show you the cellulite on celebrities so we can feel better about ourselves.