Monday, August 4, 2008

You know this is killing Jen


You know how much it sucks to break up with someone and then hear that they are dating someone else right? You secretly hope the bitch is ugly or has a huge ass and you make sure you look hot whenever there is a chance you'll bump into them. Well this sucks to the nth degree, not only is your ex dating like the most beautiful girl in the world, she's popping out kids like pez and there they are on the cover of People magazine looking blissfully happy with each other. I feel bad for Jen.

But I feel worse for all these kids. Truth be told, parents only have so much love to give. That bs about their love being limitless is totally untrue. You love the first one, the second one is cool and the third rounds it out a bit. Beyond that there is a sharp decline in the love factor. (Unless you are Jon & Kate plus 8 - they love all their kids equally - except for Maddy.) On top of the fact that it's hard to love a lot of people, Brad and Angie are busy people. They shoot movies all over the world - they build houses and talk to refugees. They move around a lot. There is no way they have the time to devote to their 13 kids. Let's wait 12 years and then see the People cover with little Shiloh discussing her heroin problem resulting from growing up in a Hollywood household. Didn't we learn from Woody Allen and Mia Farrow.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You = funny

Anonymous said...

How many times do I have to tell you, you were all loved equally the same (no 1, 2 and 3 in my book).

Love ya,
ette1mom (oy, these numbers are annoying)