JLO hasn't officially announced that she's expecting yet, and I think we are all jumping the gun a bit about what that bump could be. Here are some other suggestions...
-Too much aroz con pollo at Madres
-Ass is so big it's begun to expand through the front
-She's storing extra fat in case Marc Anthony needs a transfusion cause he's so tiny
-She's wearing a fanny pack under her clothes to keep all the "rocks that she got" safe
-She put on depression weight since she realized she never made a good movie since -Selina, or ever for that matter
-Dayanara Torres put a bloating hex on her as revenge
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Funny post. You're doing a great job without your other half, by the way. Keep it up! Still crafting my official submission . . .
moshentosh
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