Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Oprah is slipping...


The big O announced her favorite things list today to an audience full of crazed, free-stuff lovinMaconettes. But seems like she's slipping these days. Cleaning supplies, cupcakes and Josh Groban's Christmas CD - isn't he Jewish? These are not her best choices. And what's with Op and lounge wear lately, those are the ugliest outfits I've ever seen. Hi Newport News catalog. And now that OW says it's ok to wear, every lazy ass woman is going to be running her errands in these tents. We'll need a What Not to Wear episode for every housewife in the country. If you are interested, the full list is detailed below.

  • Samsung Progressive HD Camcorder SC-HMX10C
    • Approximate value: $799.99
  • UGG® Australia Classic Crochet Tall Boot
    • Approximate value: $120
  • TOYWATCH Crystal and Colored Crystal Watch
    • Approximate value: $150-$1500
  • Perfect Endings Cupcakes from Williams-Sonoma
    • Approximate value: $59 (Set of 9)
  • Melamine Bowls, Measuring Cups and Spoons from Williams-Sonoma
    • Approximate value: Bowls $32 (Set of 3); Measuring
    • Cups and Spoons $18 Set (Cups $14, Spoons $8)
  • The Artisan® Stand Mixer from KitchenAid Home Appliances
    • Approximate value: $349.99
  • The Discovery Channel's Planet Earth DVD Set
    • Approximate value: $59.95
  • Kai Body Butter and Body Buffer
    • Approximate value: Body Butter $55; Body Buffer $28
  • CLARISONIC Skin Care System
    • Approximate value: $195/system
  • Claus Porto Soaps from Lafco New York
    • Approximate value: $42 (Set of 3)
  • The Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett
    • Approximate value: $24.95
  • Breville Ikon Panini Press from Williams-Sonoma
    • Approximate value: $99.95
  • HDTV Refrigerator with Weather and Info Center from LG Electronics Model LSC27991
    • Approximate value: $3,799
  • Ciao Bella Blood Orange Sorbetto
    • Approximate value: $4.99/pint at select grocery stores
  • Rachel Pally Swing Turtleneck and Sailor Pants
    • Approximate value: Swing Turtleneck $141;
    • Sailor Pants $194
  • Scrabble Premier Edition from Hasbro
    • Approximate value: $70
  • United Artists 90th Anniversary Prestige Collection
    • Approximate value: $869.98
  • Shaklee Get CleanTM Starter Kit
    • Approximate value: $89.60
  • O’s Guide to Life
    • Approximate value: $29.95
  • Josh Groban's Noel CD

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The Opie says her own "Guide to Life" is one of her favorite things? I guess looking at herself in the mirror must be one, too. What an ego. Must be nice to be rich. I think her lists are an insult.