H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y E T T E 1 ! ! ! ! !

Ette1 thinks she's old.

Problem is, Ette2 is a year older....we won't take offense.

Ette1, may your 29th year in this world be the brightest, healthiest, happiest, most successful, most rewarding, most memorable, most intoxicating year yet!! And may A L L your wishes come true - I can't think of a single solitary soul who deserves it more than you...

Mad love, mad cow disease, mad props.

xoxoxo ETTE2