Why do men have so much gas? If you technically are eating about the same things I am from the food triangle (and elsewhere) then explain to me why your body combusts:- after each meal
- before each bedtime as we crawl into our freshly made bed
- when you pick up the remote control
- when we are in the car and you lock the windows so we can't breathe
- at dinner while you are still actually consuming food culprit
- in the shower, which immediately resonates into the steam and creates a gas sauna
- when we are on the phone with our grandparents
- when we are in the company of our grandparents
- in the pool, so you can see fart bubbles
- after sexy time
- when there's company over
- right after the dog farts. it's like you are in sync with the pet.
- in virtually any public place, but mostly in public scenarios where you are supposed to be quiet. Like museums. And libraries.
- right after you come out of the shitter, where you've been perched for the last 2 hours - DIDN'T YOU GET IT ALL OUT THEN?!
And for the record, boys... EACH of your BRANDs stink.
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2 comments:
very cute, but how does daddy feel about this? Perhaps its 'cause mommy's special salad is tooooooo tasty. Or shall I simply say,
HUMMUS
so what does "fawn" say about all this? my peeps have been enjoying your pics and prose. see ya real soon, I'm shur
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