I'm back - but not in a good way

Ok, I apologize for the long absence.

Let me tell you about my life lately, it consisted of:

• Fighting with mean, lying brokers about stupid sublets and board meetings
• Not having board meetings in a timely manner
• Work trips to Chicago
• Stupid, long, boring diners with clients
• Stupid, long, boring meetings with clients
• Getting on airplanes that end up not going anywhere due to weather
• Staying an extra night in Chicago
• Getting home to deal with mean, stupid, lying broker again
• Crying
• Looking for new no-fee apartments for 8/1 move-in
• Finding nothing so call a hundred more brokers
• Stress causing drama in relationship
• Fighting with boyfriend
• Crying
• Making up with boyfriend
• Brother-in-Law yelling at mean broker
• Stupid, long, boring trips to Hamptons for stupid Super Saturday events
• Staying in scary motel rooms with doors on ground level like psycho
• Unpacking heavy boxes in 100 degree heat
• Sunburn
• Giving free products and pedicures to rich people who paid 500 bucks to get into stupid shopping event and don’t need anything for free
• Stupid, long, boring, poorly-navigated trips home in rental car
• Crying
• Back in the office, attempting to get life in order
• Eating chocolate to cope

  So, hoping this week will be better and that I'll have good news about an apartment soon. In the meantime I have lots of stories to tell about my hell-week so I'll get back to your regularly-scheduled complaining soon.