Just got in and trying to catch the last few minutes of Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, and I hear the news. Britney's little sis is knocked up. She's 16-years-old. Not old enough to smoke, not old enough to drink and basically just got her driver's license. (Tila update: She chose Bobby - obviously she's going to go for the dude - she's so not a lesbian.) Back to Jamie Lynn... The problem is Nicole Richie made it look too cute to be preggo so now all the little girls want to do it too. She made us love giant sunglasses and boho jewelry and now she's at it with the baby belly. Guess what girls, it doesn't go back - well not without surgery. The thing is we were all kinda hoping that Jamie Lynn would step up and replace the missing space in our hearts we were saving for the Britney comeback that was never to be. Turns out she's just as white trash and birth control adverse as her big sis. It's sad. She'll probably name him Cody or Cassidy or something dumb like that.
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment