Techmology

Technology is grand, ya'll. Just check out this nifty invention, known as the Wine Rack. A sports bra that you fill with the nectar of the gods, this sports bra-like boulder houlder pumps up your rack and your blood alcohol level. There is a tube that is attached - suck it and get drunk. Your boobs will deflate, but who cares about a rack when you have a buzz going on some good Pinot. At $29.95, this is surely my gift of choice for all my upcoming girlfriend's b-days. And of course, one for myself. It may give me Pamela Anderson-esque breasts, but who cares? I don't - I'll be too drunk to care.