Forget about the weave...

...can we talk about Lindsay's pancake boob for a minute?? See picture from previous post. When did pit-breast cleavage become cool? Girlfriend dissed her stylist Zoe-Raisin face, and probably for good reason - but it's time to hire a replacement. This boob problem is unacceptable. If I left the house with my tits hanging onto my ribcage for dear life, with everyone in my peripheral vision getting a peep show, I'd probably get an eyebrow (or twenty) raised at me. Samantha needs to be a good girlfriend and help her lady out. This is just wrong. Not Sarah-Palin-wrong, but close.