Pants and I were in chi-town this weekend for a little architecture, a bit of lake and a touch of romance. All were lovely. While New Yorker’s were drowning in record-level rain storms, we were basking in the glow of
- Lots of stuff was free: We strolled into the zoo without a ticket booth in sight. There’s something about seeing a gorilla poop up close for free that is exhilarating.
- They have a beach! I know crazy shit right?! I guess it’s a lake, but there was a huge sandy stretch of nice beach to chillax on. If only they had those straggly guys pimping Coronas stomping around the beach it would be perfect.
- You look way skinny reflected in that weird Tiffany bean thing in
- Ooh, I won 27 dollars with a scratch off lotto ticket – nice huh – that never happens in NYC.
I guess if I HAD TO complain about something I could come up with a few thoughts…
- They put whole pickles and tomatoes on their hot dogs – ew
- Proximity to clients is a total downside, luckily I didn’t bump into them
- “Extreme” lake speedboat tour was slightly less extreme than say an annoying stop-and-go bus ride across town
- No Oprah sightings, although I did see that little guy that Kelly Ripa is married too, he’s cute
Although it was a great weekend, I'm happy to report that with just a day back in NY, I'm already feeling like my old curmudgeon self. I'm sure tomorrow's post will be much more offensive and mean, as per my usual.
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