Wednesday, September 24, 2008

In completely non-news...

Clay Aiken announces he's gay.



Here are some other shocking headlines of the day:
  • I like chocolate
  • Pants wears shorts sometimes
  • Angel baby is cute
  • Vacations are fun
  • Sarah Palin is scary
Why I'm wasting away in PR and not working as a high-powered investigative reporter, I do not know.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How should we know that pants wears shorts sometimes...this could be shocking to those that aren't as up on his lower half coverage practices as I am.

Anonymous said...

I kinda figured CLay Aiken was gay when he lost his condom... in my anus.