There ain't no bugs on me!

I searched that bed with a magnifying glass and flashlight on my hands and knees and for the life of me I couldn't find as much as a dust mite in there - squeaky clean. So now I'm off the bed bug thing, and convinced it was just a spider bite. Thank the good (Jewish) lord.

Now I am able to concentrate on other more important issues. Lawyerette I'm talking to you. I hope you are prepared for what is to come this weekend. You shall not be having a relaxing, easy, day-at-the-beach kind of bachelorette weekend. We're going balls out. You are not coming home until every single piece of necklace candy is consumed!