Thursday, October 25, 2007

Bringing your ex to a friend's wedding


Pro: You have someone to dance with
Con: Need to move on

Pro: Less of a hassle for your "couple" friends who have to sit with you
Con: Need to move on already

Pro: Can make him get you drinks from the bar
Con: He gets drinks for himself too and gets drunk

Pro: If there are no other hot guys, you still have someone to make out with
Con: If there are hot guys, you're stuck with the one you brought

Pro: You have someone to go in on a gift with
Con: You probably have to pay for the gift anyway, since it's your friend's wedding

Oy, decisions...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Pro: Marrying couple like the ex
Con: You don't like the ex

Pro: Will avoid flirtations from ugly single guests
Con: Your ex is ugly and single

Pro: No need to wear underwear
Con: He doesn't own underwear