MySpace is for cheating

"Social Networking" my ass. Myspace is for two things only: meeting people to cheat with or spying on your cheating partner - that's it.

It makes it all so easy for you to cheat.
Connect with old friends (meaning exs who are still interested but deleted your phone number after the last big fight and now want to hook up again).
Meet new people (meaning get the email address of the cute girl your friend's girlfriend hangs out with).
Post fun pictures (meaning show potential booty calls what you look like in a bikini or slutty top).

It's also the perfect place to spy. You can see all of your significant other's "friends" in their slutty tops. You see when they make new "friends." You see the flirty messages their "friends" leave them and even what they write back. And the best spy action - you can see when they log on, why the heck was s/he checking myspace when s/he told me s/he was locked in a meeting all day.

I miss the old days when meeting "friends" happened at the seedy neighborhood bar, and spying was only going through your partner's text messages.

Of course 2 and I have myspace pages, but we don't use them to cheat or spy, they are just so people can see us in slutty tops.