- People give you candy - for free!
- You get to dress up as your favorite character; princess, ballerina, 80's girl, nurse, cop...
- You get to go out on a school night, and don't have to wear a jacket
- Candy apples
- You decorate the house and front lawn, and carve pumpkins
- It's a holiday but you don't have to pray to anyone or have to go listen to sermons
- Haunted houses
Reasons for adults:
- People give you a candy - for free!
- You get to dress up as your favorite character; slutty princess, slutty ballerina, slutty 80's girl, slutty nurse, slutty cop...
- You have an excuse to come in late to work the next day
- Orange beer
- Mischief - of all sorts
- Haunted house parties
- Masks are effective beer goggles
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