It's an Ette world, and you all are just living in it

We glove you, we do. But it's Friday, it's 6:41 according to Dell and it's time for a drink. So what are my kvetches to you?

1) Airfare is way overpriced.

2) Gas is way overpriced.

3) Starbuck's is way overpriced.

4) Chanel is way overpriced.

5) I hat ethe last name Dalton.

6) Next Wednesday is an important day in Ette2 history.

7) Ette1 sucks because she took the day off today to play with her little dog, and considers a picture of said dog a relevent post.

8) Changing your last name is a pain in the arse.

9) My Spanx tights ended up in the wash by accident and now they fit poorly.

10) Sometimes, boogers get caught in my nose ring and lately it has become a huge peeve of mine.

11) It's interesting to me how one day Britney Spears is topping everybody's Death Pool as a certified crazy and a day later she's starring on tv shows and people are mentioning the word "Emmy" with regard to her performance.

Now get out of here.