Monday, March 17, 2008


The St. Patty's Day parade down 5th ave is happening directly under my window. All I hear is drums and bagpipes, not the most melodic of instruments, I can't concentrate on my kvetching. And worse yet, this is going to make my sushi delivery man even later than usual and I'm starving for some edamame. Why can't the Irish do it like the Ricans and have their parade on Sunday - so that I can leave the city and have nothing to do with this noise.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

A Jewish American Princess like yourself could never understand the joy of the St. Patty's Day Parade!

Do you even know who St. Patrick was?

Have you ever been inside St. Patrick's Cathedral?

When was the last time they had a Hannukah Parade or a Matzoh-ball float during the Macy's Parade? Duh.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Seems like you pissed off a Mick somewhere.

And since when is 'Rican' cool to say?

Anonymous said...

Didn't anyone ever teach you not to "order in" Sushi? Yikes.