Thursday, March 13, 2008

OTSBH

Over the Shoulder Boulder Holders

We had an interesting brainstorm in my office yesterday for a bra company.
Picture 25 girls and one man in a room discussing bras – what we like about them (hold us up, make us feel sexy) what we hate about them (uncomfortable, stabbing underwire). It soon became clear that there is a huge divide among bra wearers, the BTC (Big Titty Committee) and LTC (Little Titty Committee) feel very differently about their bras.

For the LTC, bras are all about fun and fashion and looking cute. They match their bras to their panties, they wear different shapes depending on their mood, they have them in every color and fabric.

For the BTC, of which I’ve been a long-standing member, it’s a different story. Bras for us are all about pushin em up and keeping em there and doin so with as little pain as possible. We have a lot of bras but they serve different purposes, some are for strapless outfits, some minimize, some offer full coverage (to avoid the nip point), some are racer back for tanks, some are lacy – the goal is to have them on only very briefly, etc… We have a couple in pretty colors, but we never wear them. We basically rotate between three black and nude choices that offer full seamless coverage, with strong, wide, padded straps – something your grandma would be proud to see you in.

So for the guys it’s a toss up. Play with the LTC and you get to see lots of fun, fruity, sassy, sexy lingerie and tiny little bitties. Play with the BTC and you are looking at Aunt Mildred’s undergarments but you get big, round, juicy bits below. What do you prefer?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I have vacillated on this very point for several years now. There were times when I firmly believed that little boobs meant a little waist and a little butt. These attributes are key not only for bedroom gymnastics, but also for impressing your college buddies.

That said, at other times my manstinct has led me to gravitate towards larger orbs of goodness. Not only does this relieve my "udder" boredom when a woman is blabbering about god knows what, but the afoementioned fun-bags can be enjoyed as family-friendly entertainment for hours on end.

In truth, I am content with a nice set of 34D's and I could care less about her weight-support related trials and tribulations. Besides, it's all about the shaved VJ anyway right?