Note to celebrities

If you ever aspire to be famous, are already famous, were famous, know someone famous - don't freaking pose for pictures of any sort with your clothes off.

Don't let your boyfriend talk you into it - even if he promises to delete them after
Don't let your husband just make one little tape
Don't flash your friends at your bachelorette party
Don't go to New Orleans at all
Don't get drunk if you happen to be wearing a bikini
Just don't.
It's stupid, someone some day will sell them for money. And then every perv with a computer (including a certain pants I know) will download them and think dirty thoughts.