How soon is too soon to joke about a tragedy?

For my family the answer is basically right away is fine. My Dad was in a terrible work accident and nearly lost all his fingers on one hand. We think he’ll recover – but less than a day after hearing the news, my brother suggested he replace his right hand with a hook – useful for many tasks – not good for wiping butts. Too soon to joke? No, I think not. In that vein I’ll suggest some pros on hook vs hand:

Hand Pros:

• Good for holding things
• Important for flipping the bird
• Helps type text messages
• Good for pointing
• Good for picking nose
• Wearing rings is easier

Hook Pros:

• Also good for pointing – but essentially just pointing behind you
• Useful for opening bottles
• Handy weapon in case you come upon danger
• Instant tooth pick
• Instant Halloween costume, or in my Dad’s case – Purim
• Cool factor

Looks like it’s a toss up. I say we try to rehab the hand, but if physical therapy is too much of a hassle let’s seriously consider the hook option. And Dad seriously, save some Percocet for me.