We Haven't Touched The Issue Yet

But I can't hold out any longer. We're talkin' bout polygamy.

So if you have a pulse you know about the big polygamist ransack last week which left about 432 wives stripped of their 'chillun' who were taken from the state on potential statutory rape and incest and minor-abuse charges and all that good stuff. Now, everyone has their own opinion about these folk. If you're a fan of "Big Love" you might actually slightly like them. I kinda like them, and I'll tell you why.

Polygamy sounds good to me because:

1. Sister Wives help you clean. It's like having Merry Maids service without having to pay $165 a visit! Three wives means six hands to help scrub toilets and wash windows.


2. Sister Wives help raise the kids, collectively. No more "Mom's the bad guy!" Now it's "Moms' the bad men!" All three or more of you get to help raise the children and play good cop bad cop. And you know what they say about it taking a village...


3. Sister Wives understand when you are hormonal. They get it because they get it too. Emotional support = Happy women.


4. Sister Wives take turns screwing the husband. You no longer have to hear about how infrequently your hubby is getting it. Tonight's Margie's night, send him over there to get some!! Two and a half days a week are yours and the rest of the nights? You get to watch Desperate Housewives and Grey's Anatomy. How's that for happy union?
   

If those aren't good enough reasons to go out there are start recruiting ladies to join your little happy family, I don't know what are.