The Ettes have long been a source for your literary enjoyment. We offer a lot of "damn right!" moments, and illicit a ton of "OMG, totally," reactions. We constantly are trying to figure out how to give our readerettes more, and so we'd like to present you with our latest installment, titled:"Asssskettes"
This clever moniker is a merger of Ass, because everyone loves a nice ass, or things that at least mention ass, and Ask, which is what you will be doing, and Ettes, which is of course, us.
So go ahead - asssssk us anything. We are ready and qualified to answer your questions and make your life better or worse. We will be honest. We won't tell you lies. Like if you send us a picture and asssssk us if your ass is fat, and it IS fat? We will tell you!!! How great is that! Consider us your honest friends. The ones who don't have a stake in boosting our own self esteem to watch you suffer, or shriveling like a wallflower because we are scared to tell you the truth. We are here to be your Dear Abby. Your Dr. Drew. Whomever you need us to be, dollfaces.
So go ahead, post your comments beneath this post. We will then insert your questions into a Kvetchette post along with our answer to your important query. Which also means you can officially say you've been "published," which no one can ever take away from you. That's incentive enough to assssk.
We glove you. Ask away.
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6 comments:
Why does it burn when I pee?
Why does it hurt so much when I poo? Why is the water in the toiler bowl red?
Like, whose team are you on? Heidi or Lauren?
Why won't my wife have relations with me more than 3x per month?
Do women like a hairy man? I have a lot hair. I wear my hair sweater vest proudly.
I don't get the Ass in Asssskettes thing. I'm assuming there is a reason you didn't just make it Askettes. Also, shouldn't that "clever" moniker be Assskettes, or even Asskettes? Why are there 4 s's? Something's not right here at all, and I'm going to get to the bottom of it.
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