Reindeer Games

Cruising around in my big rig earlier I passed a car on the road dressed up like a drag queen on Christmas acid. I am talking about "Pimp My Ride" for the holiday obsessed. Reindeer antlers. And a red nose on the fender.

Um, I'm not so sure if you think you are fooling us, but we do not think your Cutlass has turned into Rudolph. No, you can't hide that dent from your husband by covering it with a big round red ball. And it's not cute, not even the kids think it's cute; in fact, you are an embarrassment to Soccer Moms everywhere. When it comes to automobiles, just stay to what you know; stick a Disney DVD in for the kids in the backseat, hand them their Bose headphones and make sure their PSP's are charged. And drive them over to the mall; Santa's giving 1/2 price photos now that Christmas is over, and everyone knows that the mall is where they keep the real reindeers anyway.

And furthermore, if you spent as much time studying for your driver's license as you do decorating your car, you'd actually know how to merge, which according to our guestette post last week, you clearly do not.