Thursday, January 3, 2008

We're talkin' caucus


C'mon Iowa. You screwed us with your last Republican candidate. Ya'll really muffed up on that one. You don't offer the nation much. You haven't given us a celebrity since Johnny Carson. Sure, you give us corn and beef, and everyone knows those ingredients are necessary for a perfect Mexican fiesta. I think that Dar Williams maybe referenced you guys in a song. But the bulk of your importance lies in tonight's caucuses. I mean truly; I don't even know where Iowa is. C'mon, people.


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