- Instead of chairs around bars, they have swings. Not at all dangerous after a few tequila shots.
- Almost no ozone layer at all - extra fast tanning action!
- Giant pools help you avoid kiddie pee
- Doors are optional
- Fireworks on the beach
- Lots of pretty places for mosquitoes to hide
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What is this crap? Save this for www.snapfart.com. Where's the boobs? Where's the jew-tuchuses? Where's the (gasp) VJ? These pictures are an insult to loyal Perv-ettes everywhere. And to think I was all set the order my Kvetchette crotchless one-sie. F this site.
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